New Take on an Old Game

I received the following email this morning and thought it demanded to be ridiculed, for several reasons. 1) Never attempt to scare me by sending me an email. It won’t work. 2) If you want me to respond, try to make the email somewhat passable as official. Don’t start your email with “THIS IS THE

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INSANITY IN THE WORKPLACE

I had this on my website in 2005 and just recently found it on the Internet Archive. INSANITY IN THE WORKPLACE How to Maintain a Healthy Level of Insanity in the Workplace 1) Page yourself over the intercom. Don’t disguise your voice. 2) Find out where your boss shops and buy

Remove Custom Menu Bars from Microsoft Access 2003

Run the following command from the VB Immediate Window (CTRL-G) inside Microsoft Access to remove any custom command bars present in the currently loaded database: CurrentDb.Execute “DELETE * FROM MSysAccessStorage WHERE ParentId IN (SELECT msa.Id FROM MSysAccessStorage AS msa WHERE msa.Name = ‘Cmdbars’;);” Execute the following code to completely remove all custom command bars